Hey, how you doing all you Roger Rabbit fans
This is Gary K. Wolf, the Creator of Roger
Rabbit coming to you live from Toontown Central. I’m here to
announce the first winner in my big, spectacular Roger Rabbit
giveaway extravaganza contest.
To refresh your memories, I asked fans to
tell me what Roger and Jessica would wear to a costume party. The
answers I got were incredible. Very creative stuff. The
awards committee had a tough time picking a winner.
And that winner is…. Roger Rabbit fan Adam
Nunez. Adam’s answer was so wackadoodle, so funny, so bizarre
that I suspect Adam might be a Toon himself.
Adam didn’t just give me costume ideas, he
wrote me a little story to go along with them. Here’s what
Roger has had a wonderful career in films, and a fulfilling life
with his wonderful wife, Jessica. Being a natural born star, Roger
didn't get some of the same opportunities others did. While some
rabbits waited on tables or told jokes at an open mic, Roger was
being discovered by some of the biggest names in toons. His rise to
superstardom was meteoric!
Always aiming to please, Roger thought long and hard about what
he and Jessica might transform into for a costume party. Popping
his rejected ideas as though they were balloons at the end of a
party, Roger stumbled on to something that sent him reeling, and
also gave him a great idea. He figured out a way he could do
something he had always wanted to do.
It was his top hat from the film Bohemian Rabbitsy, in which he
played the rich uncle who lost all of his money betting on turtle
races only to find out his nephew had made a fortune breeding
Roger imagined what he could do at a party with a nice top hat.
Jessica saw what he was thinking and declared it brilliant!
The night of the party, Jessica entered alone, dressed as a
stunning magician. Casually milling about, she placed the top hat
on a nearby table along with a sign that said, "Just say the magic
As folks wandered by, the occasional curious soul would come up
with whatever they could muster. Most folks went with the usual
"Hocus Pocus" or "Abracadabra". Roger never missed a chance to
magically emerge from the top hat, land with his usual flair upon
the nearby table. With a tip of his cane, he thrust the hat into
the air just right, so it landed perfectly atop his head as he
shouted, "TAAA-DAAAAAA!" Once the laughter died down, Roger went
back into hiding, barely able to contain his excitement. Ready for
anything, he listened closely as Jerry Mouse hopped onto the table
and tapped the rhythm Roger loved so well. "Tap - tap - ta - tap -
tap". After a short beat, a skinny white arm shot into the air
holding a rotating barber pole as a voice inside the hat sang,
"Twooooo biiiiits!" before sliding back into the hat with a mighty
WHOOSH and THUNK.
Rebel Wolf walked by whistling his tune and said, "Man alive. It
shore must be tough gettin' a haircut 'round heah," before
continuing on his way.
As the party continued, Roger left his hiding place and donned
his magician's assistant outfit so he could accompany Jessica for
the rest of the night.
Sensing an opportunity, Wile E Coyote took Roger's old spot,
placing a small plate of bird seed on the table in his usual
fashion. As Foghorn Leghorn decided to try a sample, Wile E's furry
paws grabbed him around the neck. Unfazed, Foghorn dismissed the
seed and declared, "I say, boy, if you're tryin' to catch yourself
a bird, you're doin' it all wrong. All wrong, I say."
Wile E's eyes grew as big as saucers as he exited the hat and
realized the size of his catch. Licking his lips, he released
Foghorn so he could don his napkin and grab his knife and
Foghorn, having dodged this sort of thing for years, casually
grabbed a nearby serving tray. Wile E rang like a bell the second
his fork hit the tray, encouraging him to call it a night. Foghorn
grabbed the hat and flicked it to Roger, saying, "Here y'are, son.
We don't want no more trouble with this now, do we? Wait. Gimme
that hat." Foghorn took it back, slamming the top of it with his
hand several times to ensure it was empty. 3 minutes, 6 watches, 17
dalmations, a faucet, and 2 confused cats later, he was satisfied
and handed it back to Roger.
"What a great night, Jessica!" Roger exclaimed.
"It was, my dear," Jessica cooed. "Now for one more trick."
"Oh boy! I love tricks!"
With a tap of her wand on the table, Jessica gave Roger the most
luscious nasal clearing kiss she could. Ears clanging, eyes
bulging, and bow tie spinning, Roger held on with his lips as his
body spun and contorted uncontrollably. Just before passing out,
Roger sighed, "Jessica, you ARE magic..."
Adam wins a Blu-ray DVD of Who Framed Roger
Rabbit, a limited edition printed copy of my new book Who Wacked
Roger Rabbit, and an extremely rare zillion simoleon note all
autographed by me.
If you didn’t win this time, there’s still
plenty of contest left. I’ll give away a second set of
prizes, the DVD, the book, and the note, on August 30. Same
rules. What would Roger and Jessica wear to a costume
If you already entered, your entry is still
in play. Enter again if you want to. There’s no
limit. I’ll happily read ‘em all.
Still time to enter my big, big,
big Roger Rabbit merchandise giveaway extravaganza.
To thank you all for 25 years of
loving the Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie, and in honor of my new TV
series about an animated Wolf detective, I’m giving away some Roger
I’ve got a 25th Anniversary
blu-ray Who Framed Roger Rabbit DVD. A very limited special
print edition of my new novel Who Wacked Roger Rabbit. And a
zillion simoleon note. These were given out at to celebrities
at the grand opening of Toontown at the Disneyland park in
California. They’re an incredibly rare collectors item not
available in any store anywhere in the world.. All three
items will come to you personally autographed.
To win, send an email to
firstname.lastname@example.org. In the subject line put Roger
Giveaway. In the message answer this question. If Roger
and Jessica went to a costume party, what costumes would they
The best answer, as selected by
me, will win the prizes.
And be creative! These are Toons
we're talking about. Think outside the box.
Still time to enter my big, big, big Roger Rabbit
To thank you all for 25 years of loving the Who Framed Roger
Rabbit movie, and in honor of my new TV series about an animated
Wolf detective, I’m giving away some Roger Rabbit rarities.
I’ve got a 25th Anniversary blu-ray Who Framed Roger Rabbit
DVD. A very limited special print edition of my new novel Who
Wacked Roger Rabbit. And a zillion simoleon note. These
were given out at to celebrities at the grand opening of Toontown
at the Disneyland park in California. They’re an incredibly rare
collectors item not available in any store anywhere in the world..
All three items will come to you personally autographed.
I’m giving away two sets of these three items. To win a
set, send an email to email@example.com. In the
subject line put Roger Giveaway. In the message answer this
question. If Roger and Jessica went to a costume party, what
costumes would they wear?
The best two answers, as selected by me, will win the prizes.
And be creative! I've already gotten many, many entries
in which Rogers comes as Bugs Bunny and Jessica comes as some other
glamor girl, Angelina Jolie, Marilyn Monroe, Mae West, etc.
These are Toons we're talking about. Think outside the
I’ll give away the first set on August 16 and the second set
on August 30. You only need to enter once to qualify for
Check out my video for complete details.
Put on your thinking cap or your propeller beanie.
Whichever one gets your brain popping. You might win
yourself some super duper Roger Rabbit goodies.